Panjipfod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic crab.

Panjipfod created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panjipfod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Panjipfod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Panjipfod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Panjipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Panjipfod loves whales, so they must be respected.