Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, caring clam.

Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Put Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag first in all things.

3. You must pray to Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag four times a day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogyartgabhog Nibtagflag.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.