Hotfadweg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet hummingbird.

Hotfadweg created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Hotfadweg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hotfadweg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hotfadweg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hotfadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Hotfadweg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Never think about special relativity.