Fommetwikfettigmiltun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying dragon.

Fommetwikfettigmiltun created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommetwikfettigmiltun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fommetwikfettigmiltun, he will turn you into a plant.

Fommetwikfettigmiltun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fommetwikfettigmiltun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.