Dutmablop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy toad.

Dutmablop created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmablop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutmablop, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dutmablop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dutmablop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of beans to doves while wearing red corsets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Dutmablop loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
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