Ranveenrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful otter.

Ranveenrap created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranveenrap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranveenrap, she will not invite you to parties.

Ranveenrap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ranveenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts on fasting days.

2. Ranveenrap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.