Vidnabpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful goat.

Vidnabpak created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidnabpak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidnabpak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vidnabpak's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vidnabpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Vidnabpak's priests.

5. Never hurt ants.