Flagwiksin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate goose.

Flagwiksin created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flagwiksin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagwiksin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flagwiksin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flagwiksin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Hide if six nematodes approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.