Podsandcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise gerbil.

Podsandcuss created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsandcuss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Podsandcuss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Podsandcuss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Podsandcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Podsandcuss.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.