Pagstiphuggonbab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive cat.

Pagstiphuggonbab created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagstiphuggonbab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pagstiphuggonbab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pagstiphuggonbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pagstiphuggonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagstiphuggonbab.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.