Femvonnib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented wasp.

Femvonnib created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femvonnib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Femvonnib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Femvonnib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Femvonnib's Holy Commandments

1. Femvonnib loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.