Fidkimjen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving weasel.

Fidkimjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Fidkimjen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fidkimjen, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fidkimjen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fidkimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fidkimjen on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing fawn trousers and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.