Nigabgod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured dolphin.

Nigabgod created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigabgod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigabgod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nigabgod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nigabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.