Fliskomarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust clam.

Fliskomarp created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskomarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fliskomarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fliskomarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fliskomarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.