Cumbegtan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying slug.

Cumbegtan created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbegtan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumbegtan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cumbegtan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cumbegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.