Babrutbum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless clam.

Babrutbum created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Babrutbum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babrutbum, she will torture you forever.

Babrutbum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Babrutbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Babrutbum's priests.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think about dark energy near great tits while wearing brown shorts and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

5. Never leap in holy places.