Catgenwitgab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered bee.

Catgenwitgab created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Catgenwitgab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catgenwitgab, he will not care.

Catgenwitgab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Catgenwitgab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catgenwitgab.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sprint in the presence of whales.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.