Davkonpog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain human.

Davkonpog created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davkonpog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davkonpog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Davkonpog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Davkonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.