Cissugveengof is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless hare.

Cissugveengof created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissugveengof, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cissugveengof, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cissugveengof's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cissugveengof's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.