Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome eagle.

Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog, he will turn you into a snail.

Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must love Dudfodsaf Tenfubdog.