Linragfon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy jaguar.

Linragfon created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linragfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Linragfon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Linragfon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Linragfon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Linragfon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.