Tadhomomt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited crow.

Tadhomomt created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadhomomt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadhomomt, she will think nothing of it.

Tadhomomt's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tadhomomt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Tadhomomt.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.