Narbonkyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty frog.

Narbonkyarp created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbonkyarp, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narbonkyarp, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narbonkyarp's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Narbonkyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Never feed cherries to tortoises while wearing scarves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn six new languages a year.