Stragrengutdissrowveddiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful dingo.

Stragrengutdissrowveddiss created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragrengutdissrowveddiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragrengutdissrowveddiss, she will torture you forever.

Stragrengutdissrowveddiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Stragrengutdissrowveddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.