Cebponsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, intelligent octopus.

Cebponsom created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebponsom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebponsom, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cebponsom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cebponsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never feed figs to eagles while wearing rings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.