Pomyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying frog.

Pomyok created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomyok, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomyok, it will make you grow a tail.

Pomyok's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pomyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomyok.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.