Gamtabfut Sinvadtad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying rat.

Gamtabfut Sinvadtad created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamtabfut Sinvadtad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamtabfut Sinvadtad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gamtabfut Sinvadtad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gamtabfut Sinvadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing violet rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.