Listdimdid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable mouse.

Listdimdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listdimdid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Listdimdid, she will turn you into a frog.

Listdimdid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Listdimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing violet kilts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always take life seriously.