Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty toad.

Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatlarghab Hapcumzigwab Gupgupgovkin.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to turtles while wearing blue shorts.