Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik
is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous
faun
.
Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik
created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik
, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik
, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik's
most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Ragdissveen Dinhubbot Bossflagyik's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt gulls.
2. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing indigo shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never wear shorts.
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