Sitlarndissmot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient walrus.

Sitlarndissmot created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitlarndissmot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitlarndissmot, he will make you grow a tail.

Sitlarndissmot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sitlarndissmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always obey Sitlarndissmot's priests.