Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind goblin.

Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig, it will turn you into a duck.

Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Fasbossdab Fumbugrip Hudgig loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear hats.