Didtaillen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty mouse.

Didtaillen created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didtaillen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didtaillen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Didtaillen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Didtaillen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing brown tights and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.

3. Put Didtaillen first in all things.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.