Pomnegzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable bat.

Pomnegzed created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnegzed, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomnegzed, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pomnegzed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pomnegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Put Pomnegzed first in all things.

5. Never hurt otters.