Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak sheep.

Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag, he will turn you into a tree.

Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not take Weggatlatfembaplibmilfag's name in vain.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.