Komvanzagtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish naga.

Komvanzagtaf created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komvanzagtaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komvanzagtaf, it will destroy your home planet.

Komvanzagtaf's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Komvanzagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Komvanzagtaf.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.