Lenboggub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able eagle.

Lenboggub created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenboggub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenboggub, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lenboggub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lenboggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not commit murder.