Hivdunsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful lobster.

Hivdunsan created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivdunsan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivdunsan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hivdunsan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hivdunsan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five snails approach from the east.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair white.