Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise bird.

Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog, she will cry a lot.

Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Stikbedpibnabsidbossbog.

5. Never think about spacetime near snakes while wearing violet rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.