Targdumlog Carwaping is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless deer.

Targdumlog Carwaping created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdumlog Carwaping, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Targdumlog Carwaping, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Targdumlog Carwaping's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Targdumlog Carwaping's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.