Pidnakran is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive
penguin.
Pidnakran created the Sol system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Pidnakran, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pidnakran, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Pidnakran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Pidnakran's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidnakran.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Pidnakran loves rats, so they must be respected.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Pidnakran in the centre of the settlement.