Sadliglag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented slug.

Sadliglag created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Sadliglag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadliglag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sadliglag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sadliglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Sadliglag loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Sadliglag on top of important buildings.