Dussbanzag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless crocodile.

Dussbanzag created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbanzag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dussbanzag, it will not invite you to parties.

Dussbanzag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dussbanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about dark matter near goats while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.