Gadtipgod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish mouse.

Gadtipgod created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadtipgod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadtipgod, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gadtipgod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gadtipgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.