Monbedbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak tortoise.

Monbedbud created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monbedbud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Monbedbud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Monbedbud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Monbedbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed pineapples to frogs while wearing fawn kilts.