Guptailnart is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring
centaur.
Guptailnart created gold six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Guptailnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Guptailnart, she will torture you forever.
Guptailnart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Guptailnart's Holy Commandments1. Always treat dogs with great respect.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Never hurt snails.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Guptailnart.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.