Bepcuddibnig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage wasp.

Bepcuddibnig created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepcuddibnig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepcuddibnig, it will turn you into a rock.

Bepcuddibnig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bepcuddibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Run away from cyan voles, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.