Quatmadtiparfspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent wombat.

Quatmadtiparfspag created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatmadtiparfspag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quatmadtiparfspag, it will cry a lot.

Quatmadtiparfspag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quatmadtiparfspag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Quatmadtiparfspag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Quatmadtiparfspag loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.