Pagbisslakgidhannurl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective crocodile.

Pagbisslakgidhannurl created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbisslakgidhannurl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagbisslakgidhannurl, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagbisslakgidhannurl's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pagbisslakgidhannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.