Tomfubyam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited hydra.

Tomfubyam created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomfubyam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tomfubyam, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tomfubyam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tomfubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Hide if eight snails approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Tomfubyam's name in vain.