Dagstandim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless manatee.

Dagstandim created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagstandim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagstandim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dagstandim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dagstandim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing green scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your feet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Dagstandim's priests.

5. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.